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Don't judge me. I am bored.
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"Jeffy!" you yelled. You where finished with your boyfriend's (Jeff's) birthday present. He walked in and you yelled, "Happy Birthday, Jeffy!" He giggled in response and walked to you, pulling you into a hug. He closed your bedroom and gripped your hands. "So you like it?" you asked. "What is it?" he asked. "You'll see," you said, a evil smile creeping across your face. You kissed his lips with passion. He moaned before deepening the kiss. You both broke away before he said, "If my gift is what I think it is, I love it." "What do you think it is?" you asked. He tugged the hem of your shirt and you happily replied by throwing it into an empty corner. You came back together into another kiss. That's when he removed your bra and his shirt. Your chests came together and he rubbed your left breast. He moaned out your name as you kneed him in a special spot. Man, he was hard. He pulled your pants down before pushing you on your bed. His hand went into your underwear to tease you. You kicked him in the boxers making him growl. "Lay down," you commanded. Once he followed, you pulled down his underwear and sucked him. "Ahhh...______" he moaned. You stopped and got on all fours above him. You positioned him and slid down costing him to moan. You bounced on top of him and he loved it. You began to pant, letting him know you where close. Then, you came seeing stars. He was close behind and when you lied beside him, you whispered, "Happy birthday, love." He giggled and you both fell asleep in each other's arms.
The End!
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deviantXTYX98 Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Me talking to the spammers : m.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPu…
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baybugg Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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PonyGal2 Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
..Spam.
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baybugg Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
No, superstitious.
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crazynoggin Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Put mature on this
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Nikkiisawesome Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
First off, please disable comments because of spam.

Second, great lemon!
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Nikkiisawesome Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This comment is full of attention whores.

No non-doctor lives in a mental hospital - OK? 10 year olds can't kill people, the doctors somehow made her die when they failed so it should be failcess.

Some dead girl will not kill you -- WTF. This is real life. STOP SPAMMING YOU FUCKS AND STOP GETTING SO DAMN SCARED!
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Shadow-paw5570 Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
Nose bleed :)
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Concrete8 Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Student General Artist
NO
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Nikkiisawesome Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ERMAGHERD STAHP SPAMMING
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Jinx-chan11 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Nikkiisawesome Featured By Owner Edited May 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, and really? The machine went wrong, yet Clarissa still died? How the fuck can she still die when the machine went wrong --- first off. And you can't kill when you're 10... WTF? This is real life, and you people are incredibly retarded for believing this. And then there's: "she lived in a mental hospital" Who the FUCK lives in a mental hospital:

Doctors

Nurses,

NOT FUCKING 10 YEAR OLDS. AND LET ME ASK, HOW AM I STILL ALIVE IF IT SAID CLARISSA WILL KILL YOU? DOES SHE JUST SLEEP 24/7? Um, STOP POSTING THIS ON A GREAT LEMON.
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Jinx-chan11 Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Im sorry i just saw this and got scared....
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Nikkiisawesome Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How many things did you post it to?
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Jinx-chan11 Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Just this one....
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x-Yushi-chan-x Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist
I'm sorry :( I just have to do this. (It creeped the hell outta me)
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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seairasridus Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Nikkiisawesome Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Aww, how adorable! YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT CLARISSA WILL KILL YOU TONIGHT? HOW DESPERATE ARE YOU PEOPLE NOT TO DIE!?
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JayKnightLove Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Nikkiisawesome Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You are incredibly stupid. Clarissa HATES comments like this, so she won't kill you. Why would this Clarissa kill you? I think it's 100% untrue.
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ilyhunterc Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  New Deviant Student Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Nikkiisawesome Featured By Owner Edited May 14, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! "she lived in a mental hospital" Uh, nobody lives in a mental hospital except for doctors and nurses and what does Clarissa need from my body parts, salad, mashed potatoes?! Nobody dies when a killing machine towards them went wrong for no damn reason. STOP THE SPAM ON THIS LEMON. READ THIS BEFORE YOU COMMENT. THANKS. FUCKING THANKS.
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Molly-Scissorhands Featured By Owner Edited Apr 6, 2015  Student Artist
The surprise doesn’t end after the party. When the house has become silent, we’d go on with the wildest part of your party—with just the two of us. Happy Birthday, Jeffy?
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mlpcool495 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
welp......this is the only thing that scared me......
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Dustyclaus123 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
UM.. OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY......
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nerolovedante123 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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JayKnightLove Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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SkylerUniverse Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*cough*spammers*cough* T_T
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SweetFallenAngel99 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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lawlietluv2554 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015
0///////////0
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TheOrangeFlame123 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Student Writer
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you

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AndieLeigh13 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student Artist
I'd appreciate it if you don't do this, it's weird and stupid. Not tryna be rude, but I've seen sooo many of these to the point that it is aggravating. I know a lot of people would agree with me. 
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JadeTKxTToby Featured By Owner Edited Dec 17, 2014  Student Artist
OMG IM THINKING SO WRONG OF MY DADDY (Jeff The Killer) IM MARRIED TO TICCI TOBY AND JEFFS MY DAD AHHHHH!!!!!! IM SOO WEIRD IM GOING TO GO WITH TOBY AND NOT THINK ABOUT THIS

TOBY!~
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Creepypastagurl1257 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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abi1235 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014
omg another sexplz 
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TheLastOfUs-Love Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Student Artist
Omg that anamation 
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CREEPYPASTASHADOWS12 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Student Artist
terribly short but awesome
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InuyashaFan500 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Amazing :3
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AnimeGamerFreak101 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When life gives you lemons, make into lemonade. My Stall 
When DEVIANTART gives you lemons, you know you either gonna get a nosebleed or a lil wet down there x3 xD Big Fool Emoji-05 (Pervy Nosebleed) [V2] :sexplz: 
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Jazzlightning Featured By Owner May 5, 2015
But life gave me Tank :3
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luna-moon01 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student General Artist
or both XD
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kittycat5150 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
very true...
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Thatgirlyouwant2know Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Junko Enoshima (Kawaii Blush) [V5] nose bleed nose bleed Emoji: Nosebleed Sparkle The Monkey With the Nosebleed  wow give me a tissue please
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Awesomekittehlove Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
as I say when life gives u lemons squeeze them in life's eyes and kick him where the sun don't shine 
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CrAzYsMiLeYfAcE01 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
When life gives you lemons...
You get an epic nosebleed.
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BloodMistressKill Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Student Filmographer
When Deviant give you lemons.. Epic nosebleeds, blushing, fangirling, and fictional love come into the mix XD
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CrAzYsMiLeYfAcE01 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed 
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BloodMistressKill Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Student Filmographer
:3
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CrAzYsMiLeYfAcE01 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:meow:
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CandyzPop Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Your comment just made my day XD
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